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13.06.2025 08:00

They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
So they tried
How do women feel when they are in love?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...