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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 08:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel

No, not a chance

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

So they tried

How do women feel when they are in love?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?